Reasons the Kids Will Be All Right
1. They hardly remember anything before age 2.
2. Your toddler is too small to understand what you called the #&*%@! who cut you off on the highway.
3. Your tween IS big enough to understand what you said-but smart enough to not repeat it in front of Grandma.
4. Sooner or later, your child will come to see a large purple dinosaur as unsuitable marriage material.
5. There must be at least SOME trace minerals in chips.
6. Losing the spelling bee or suffering through a few years of braces actually does build character.
7. At some point, he'll be interested enough in girls to bathe voluntarily.
8. Because unless she's the next Jennifer Garner, her awkward yearbook photo won't haunt her for the rest of her life.
9. Because there are a million and one ways to raise kids right, and only a few ways to screw them up royally.
10. Because they've got the worlds greatest mom. That's you babe!
2. Your toddler is too small to understand what you called the #&*%@! who cut you off on the highway.
3. Your tween IS big enough to understand what you said-but smart enough to not repeat it in front of Grandma.
4. Sooner or later, your child will come to see a large purple dinosaur as unsuitable marriage material.
5. There must be at least SOME trace minerals in chips.
6. Losing the spelling bee or suffering through a few years of braces actually does build character.
7. At some point, he'll be interested enough in girls to bathe voluntarily.
8. Because unless she's the next Jennifer Garner, her awkward yearbook photo won't haunt her for the rest of her life.
9. Because there are a million and one ways to raise kids right, and only a few ways to screw them up royally.
10. Because they've got the worlds greatest mom. That's you babe!
I don't really get #4, but boy does #7 hit home for me! I also really like #9....it's so true! So, which ones apply to you or really make you laugh?
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